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Slay All Day Whole Bean Coffee
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This coffee is for you.
We love you. And we love coffee. So we’re making coffee for you with love, honey! Our small-batch, artfully crafted coffee brings the luxury of a high-end café into your home at a fraction of the price. You deserve a cup each morning that empowers you to take on the day. Or maybe you just need a hug before you present yourself to the world. Whatever you need, these beans are here to help you SLAY.
Roasted-to-Order Realness
No tea, no shade… These beans are fresher than that wig you wore last night, girl. You will not see them sitting in a warehouse going stale. No, this coffee is roasted for you, after you order, by artisanal roasters who have perfected the art form of coffee couture. They use all the best S's—sight, sound, smell, and science—to bring out the best of world-class beans.
We want to leave you gagging over our beans.
For the Budget Queens
We know those hard-earned dollars of yours are often spent faster than you can say “eleganza extravaganza.” That's why we sell our coffee beans by the pound—a whole pound, honey—for the same price as a few double-shot, oat milk, caramel iced lattes, extra whip.
When you walk into a room purse first, that purse better have some money left in it.
Giving You Life
When you buy our gay beans, our gays are going to donate 10% of your gay money to gay organizations in the LGBTQIA+ community to help more gays live their gay lives happily and freely. Currently, we are donating to these organizations: