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We're spreading the love with FREE 🍆🍆🍆!

In an effort to not lose our sanity this year (#dontdie2025), we're doing our best to cope by spreading the love with little mushroom friends. We may not have the right to exist soon, but we still have yarn. 🧶 For now.

Just like the real thing, size, color, and shape will vary. You never know what you're gonna get! 🙃 Use code DONTDIE2025

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Roasted-to-Order Realness

No tea, no shade… These beans are fresher than that wig you wore last night, girl. You will not see them sitting in a warehouse going stale. No, this coffee is roasted for you, after you order, by artisanal roasters who have perfected the art form of coffee couture. They use all the best S's—sight, sound, smell, and science—to bring out the best of world-class beans.

We want to leave you gagging over our beans.

For the Budget Queens

We know those hard-earned dollars of yours are often spent faster than you can say “eleganza extravaganza.” That's why we sell our coffee beans by the pound—a whole pound, honey—for the same price as a few double-shot, oat milk, caramel iced lattes, extra whip.

When you walk into a room purse first, that purse better have some money left in it.

Giving You Life

When you buy our gay beans, our gays are going to donate 10% of your gay money to gay organizations in the LGBTQIA+ community to help more gays live their gay lives happily and freely. Currently, we are donating to these organizations:

Let us know what causes matter to you!